February 2012
REBLOG IF YOU WANT LOVE LETTERS IN YOUR INBOX NOW
the-woman-irene:
Everyone who does gets a kiss on the cheek~
If You Love Benedict Cumberbatch, Reblog This So I...
oh-by-the-angel:
I Need To Follow More Of You Guys.
It's Leap Day.
no-otters-in-the-flight-deck:
Australia is showing Reichenback Falls on Leap Day.
Leap day.
Leap.
Day.
I bet Moffat is conspiring with our TV networks.
That must be it.
Leap Day.
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Please find me, Jawn!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Stop being such an asshole. I'm seriousYou: VATICAN CAMEOS
Stranger: *Ducks* Damnit, Sherlock, AGAIN?!
You: I'm just seeing if you remember the procedure. -SH
Stranger: Of course I bloody remember the procedure. You repeat it /every time/ I get back to the flat! -JW
You: There's no harm in repeating it! -SH
Stranger: And of course, it just had to be right when I remembered the milk.. *Gazes at spilt milk forlornly* -JW
You: It's a good thing that you weren't carrying eggs, that would've been messy. *smirks* -SH
Stranger: No shit, Sherlock. -JW
You: Wow, someone's not happy today... -SH
Stranger: No, I'm just still mad at you. -JW
You: I'm sorry. -SH
You: What can I do to make it better? -SH
You: Apart from going to the shop. -SH
You: Or being noce to Anderson. -SH
You: *nice. Stupid typos on this phone. -SH
Stranger: You could stop tapping away at that infernal phone and bloody hug me already. It's been three weeks since you got back, and the most contact we've had's been verbal or violent. Completely my fault, I know, I shouldn't have punched you. You deserved it, though. -JW
You: I deserved that punch. I didn't think you'd want to make any... physical contact with me, especially after what I've put you through. -SH
Stranger: You did deserve the punch. And please, for the love of God, just get over here and hug me. And give me my gun back. -JW
You: *Puts the phone down and walks into the next room, suddenly Sherlock feels quite awkward and scared, and not knowing why he's having these feelings* I'm not giving you the gun back.
Stranger: *John slips his phone back into his pocket, turning to face Sherlock with determination in his eyes* Fine. Now. Hug me, you ridiculously tall man. *John knows he's acting like he's twelve again, but he doesn't care. He really wants this damn hug*
You: *Sherlock rushes over to John and pulls him into the biggest hug he could muster* I'm sorry, John... So sorry.
You: (It says you're still typing, stranger... are you? Or has my Omegle frozen? D: )
You: (yep, it's crashed. Your messages aren't coming through!! if you get this, my tumblr is notanaveragemuggle.tumblr.com ! I'll post this, please try to find me! )
Bold what applies to you. →
I am a girl
I am shorter than 5’4.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I want a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my body.
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have a piercing in a place other than my ears
I have freckles.
...
Reblog this and go on your page
mrholmesandthedoctor:
Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS
like my 30th time rebloggin , ilove this :D lol
oh my gawddd <3
lol
been waiting for this omg
Oh wooow.
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Anonymous asked: A, E, F, G, H
Leave a letter in my ask and I'll tell you the...
A: Age.
B: Where I'm from.
C: Where I would like to live.
D: Favourite food.
E: Religion.
F: Sexual orientation.
G: Single/Taken.
H: Favourite book.
I: Eyes color.
J: Favourite movie.
K: Favourite TV show.
L: Favourite band/singer.
M: My best friend's name.
N: Favorite day of the year.
O: Favourite color.
P: If I have any pets and name.
Q: What I'm listening to right now.
R: Last movie I've watched.
S: What's my ringtone.
T: Favourite male character from a TV show.
U: Favourite female character from a TV show.
V: What does my name mean.
W: Favourite superhero.
X: Celebrity crush.
Y: My birthday.
Uploaded a new icon hehee
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reblog if i'm allowed to go to your ask box and be...
firesiderechauffe:
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cynthiataylor asked: <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
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THIS SONG. →
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
superwholocker:
findmeat221bbakerst:
jammy-john:
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION, ARMS WIDE OPEN WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
AND AS I RAN I WOULD CLICK THE SMOKE MACHINE ON AND HAVE MY HAIR CASCADING BEHIND ME, AND WHEN WE FALL INTO EACH OTHERS ARMS, WE SHALL CHERISH THIS BEAUTIFUL MOMENT OF FINALLY BEING ABLE TO DO...
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Sherlock: Tick the pairings you ship [✔] let's see... →
cumberboogie:
sherlockian-humour:
[✔] Sherlock/John
[] Sherlock/Moriarty
[] Sherlock/Mycroft
[] Sherlock/Lestrade
[] Sherlock/Molly
[] Sherlock/Irene
[✔] Sherlock/Scarf
[✔] Sherlock/Riding Crop
[] John/Moriarty
[] John/Mycroft
[] John/Lestrade
[] John/Irene
[] John/Sarah
…
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What people expect British boys to be like: Hello darling, oh you look lovely today. Would you like to go for a cup of tea?
What British boys where I live are like: Ite bbz, I was wonderin if u wanted to link up init
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teacher: remember not to talk to strangers online
friend: who even does that?
me:
friend:
me: not me
scribblesonapage asked: John, the window closed on me accidentally. I /didn't/ press the exit button. Also, I 'texted' you again, on your chat. SH
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Why did you leave me, Sherlock!?
Looking for someone to chat with... (so, please wait)
You are now chatting with a person, say hi.
▲: I'm still waiting for you to come back. I miss you. -JW
▼: I'm still waiting for you to find me. I'm lost. SH
▲: Sherlock?! Do you have any idea how long it's been? Are there any signs that can give you a clue as to where you are? -JW
▼: I don't think I'm in London, John. I don't know where I am. It's very dark. SH
▲: Oh god... Have you got a torch? -JW
▲: Are you near a road? -JW
▼: No. I would have turned it on if I did and wouldn't be complaining that it's /dark/. SH
▼: A
▼: ll I can see is my mobile. SH
▼: I can't hear anything else, or smell anything else either. SH
▲: Does your phone have a maps app on it or anything?! -JW
▼: It's out of service. Everything is. I don't even know how I'm able to text you. SH
▲: Is there a way I could trace your phone online? God, Sherlock... you can be an idiot sometimes. -JW
▼: John. I'm scared. SH
▼: You know my passwords. Look for me. SH
▲: Just try to stay calm, I'm looking now. -JW
▼: I am calm. SH
▼: But my hands are shaking. SH
▲: You're scared and probably cold too! -JW
▲: It says that you're around 20 miles away, how did you get there? -JW
▼: I don't know. SH
▼: I don't know anything. I can't deduce anything. That's why I'm scared, John. SH
▲: Okay, you're talking to me. You're going to be fine. Just take a few steps forward and I'll be able to tell you how to get back. -JW
▼: Alright. SH
▼: I can't. SH
▲: What do you mean, you can't?! -JW
▼: I hit a wall. SH
▼: Took a few steps back. I hit a wall too. And the sides. SH
▼: I'm trapped. I don't know how long I've been in here, and so I don't know how long my air would last. SH
▲: Is there a door? Anything? I'm calling Greg. -JW
▼: There isn't. SH
▼: It's getting wet and cold. SH
▼: I think I'm sinking. The box is sinking. SH
▼: I suggest you hurry up, John. But no pressure. SH
▲: Bloody hell, we'll be there as fast as we can. How wide would you say the thing you're trapped in is? -JW
▲: Just feel the surface. Is it smooth or rough? -JW
▲:
▼: Five by six by ten. Metal, John. SH
▼: Uneven. SH
▲: We'll get the fire brigade too. We're coming as fast as we can. Oh god, Sherlock! What do you remember before you eneded up there? -JW
▼: No. SH
▼: John the water just slipped past my ankles. SH
▲: We're on the boat now, I can see something just under the surface. I'm going to jump in. -JW
▼: I bet that I'm a good twelve feet underwater, and the metal must be strong enough to handle the pressure without too much water leaking through. SH
▼: Salty. SH
▼: John?! *screams, and raps on the container* John! *screams still, even if certain that he cannot be heard*
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suddenly-sherlocked:
tsuntsunmisaki:
ladyhistory:
DETECTIVE CHIPMUNKS IN BUCKINGHAM PALACE
THIS AGAIN. LOVE IT.
“You wearing any pants?”
“No.”
“Okay.”
“GET OFF MY SHEET.”
Oh my god ahahruoghöjyukl
When Omegle/Zingled/Anything else disconnects or...
oezium:
ZINGLED
captaindog:
coventry-conundrum:
teafortrouble:
ilovemyskull:
jairoosh:
watermelonplz:
apogee-maestro:
watermelonplz:
Is the new OMEGLE for Sherlockians.
Tell all your friends.
Picture is unrelated sherlcat
kitty
SHERLOCK CAT
Welcome to my bookmarks.
<3
THE PROMISED LAND.
Let’s pass this around. PASS AROUND.
Wait okay is this just another thing that we’re going...
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That time when I thought that Zingled was an RP...
OKAY I GET IT I’M STUPID
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I want to know what everyone's first fandom was.
deductism:
ankh-the-odd:
sinsoo:
detectiveinspectornarwhal:
ironicjellyfish:
ironicdolphin:
davespritebudgie:
budgiempreg:
turntiergodhead:
[[ Naruto.
I regret nothing.
sonic
card captors
Naruto
Fuck you all. Best first fandom.
Naruto
Forever Naruto
Harry Potter. Heh.
MLP, Gen 3. uwu
Pokemon
Dragonball Z. YUS. With Naruto close behind.
Vegeta/Bulma,...
Reblog if you are currently playing CumberCrunch.
one-last-miracle:
100 followers
WHAT
WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM?!
AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS MONTH I HAD 16 FOLLOWERS…
THANKS GUYS, I LOVE YOU ALL! <3
ellathecrazed asked: harry potter cosplay
Oscar red carpet livestream →
Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
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REBLOG IF YOU SHIP JOHNLOCK
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Anonymous asked: im harassing your ask muaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Anonymous asked: why don't you larv meee
Anonymous asked: nipple licking